This describe my mood today….

I received this last week and it is really funny. Let me share it with you….

After a meeting I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room… it wasn’t there.

Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. My theory is, the ignition is the best place not to lose them. His theory is that the car will be stolen. Immediately I rushed to the parking lot, I came to a terrifying conclusion. His theory was right. The parking lot was empty.

I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, car number and description of the place where I parked etc. I equally confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all, to my husband!!!

“Honey,” I stammered; I always call him “honey” in times like these.

“I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen.

” There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.

“Idiot”, he shouted, “I dropped you at the hotel !”

Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, “Well, come and get me.”

He shouted again, “I will, as soon as I manage to convince this policeman that I have not stolen your car.”

My girl like me, likes to stay up at night. One night, she didn’t want me to know that she went past her bedtime. She thought she did something quietly. I was working at my study room down stairs. Suddenly I heard water flowing, I thought one of my tap wasn’t turned off properly.

I went to check the toilets. Surprise! Surprise! I saw my girl awake past midnight. I stood next to her. She got surprised and asked me what I was doing…..??!!

I asked her what she was doing. She told me that she didn’t want to flush so she used the water pipe to flush instead. The reason she didn’t want to flush to avoid creating any noise so that I won’t know she is awake past midnight. However the water flowing from the pipe is noisier.

It was kind of cute when I caught her. I remember during my childhood days, I used a touch light to read under the blanket.